Lifeisannoying’s Weblog

 I have recently had a verbal altercation with a young  caucasian woman. We were… no sorry she was exclaiming rather loudly that  women like me made her sick. salty jealous … and on you get the drift.

she then called me a “duuty rass hole” i was aghast, horrified but she seemed to like the reaction . she  then said i was a”bumbaclaat” and i was getting on her ratid nerves  and she finished with

“rass me nah have time, fuh you pussycleet ways . you bloodclaat”

I was astounded, she looked pretty pleased, she was about to walk away truimphant, but i could not let that happen. “Excuse me miss thing, What was that?” she  gave me this stupid grin and pouted. i was shaking my head. i had to tell her, so there in front of  her little posse i calmly explained.

” You do not  know the meaning of half the words you have just said.”

“rass meaning period, right so you just called me a bloody period-stained  vagina.” her face fell she could help but go red with embaressment, so i continued.

“bumbaclaat is a blood clot, usually from a woman’s vagina, pussycleet means the same thing, as for bloodclaath that is a soiled  sanitary towel. you are a bit rough aren’t you? What kind of self respecting woman knowingly goes around saying that?”

she looked sickened, i needed to show her up in front of the people that she had been showboating to only seconds before  because it was the only way to get her to realise that what she was  saying was so nasty and taboo they are the strongest and harshest cursewords availible in the caribbean venacular, so strong they do not have counterparts in standard english.

Then i got to thinking, she didn’t stumble on these words by accident, she did not invent them, she obviously heard them, but didn’t trouble herself to learn what they meant. I adore the sounds of shakira abre los ojos but i want to understand what it is that the men sing, it’s not spanish it may be a  middle eastern tongue. i cannot really appreciate it full meaning,  the men may be saying something i disapprove of (i doubt it, it’s a shakira song)they may be saying something offensive or maybe something that would enhance the songs meaning.

Now you may think , well it’s only words but words are important, that is how we communicate and respond to one and other.

Words i have hated recently in songs

“superman that ho” -WTF  i mean what, why.

why isn’t soulja boy in school.

“lie down gal let me push it up”- Max romeo’s wet dream-  so sick that is not sexy, it’s rough!

“shaped like a cola bottle” – just about every unimaginative rapper sings this one, dull dull dull.

“e’rybody get tipsy”- this would be party so i do not need instruction on how to get hammered.

Anything uttered by nonentity pliers (rapper, twat extrordinare)

 so my  point think about it